Dateline: November 2003, www.spendmikestaxcut.com
Please Don't Fuckin' Draft Oprah for President
I saw that Michael Moore is once again up to no good. Earlier this year, he put up a 'Draft Oprah for President' page on his site in the hopes that dummies far and wide would happily sign off on a petition to draft her into the running for the 2004 U.S. Presidency. I nearly heaved at the thought. I'm sure many of you would have also, I was hoping and praying that this would be something that would not go so far as a cute joke but seeing as it revolted me this much, I decided to check it out and see if I could hack the form to say "HELL NO I WON'T draft Oprah! Are you MAD?!" Here's what the page said:
C'mon! Isn't it time we had a winner on our side?
America loves Oprah. She's got good politics, a great heart-and she'll have us all exercising AND reading! This can't be a bad thing.
Let's convince Oprah to run. Please sign the petition below.
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I completed the basic info in the top part of the petition (name, email, city, state) and added the below comments in the 'optional comments' field. I'm hoping my entry is not counted as an entry FOR Oprah, but instead one that gets read by someone in charge and passed on to someone who needs a wake up call or a slap to the forehead.
Here is my comment:
Dear Ms. Winfrey:
Please, please don't listen to Michael Moore and the ridiculous comments above. You should NEVER consider a run for presidency. I'm sure that, as smart as you are, you already know that. No one wants you as president anyway, and those that might--listen---they know not what they speak of, half of them are too old and senile to care about you now, and the other half are now self-help-crazed, overly-hormonal fans of your bitch Dr. Phil!
Do yourself a favor and ignore any silly ideas anyone may put into your pretty little head about running for president. Do something else with your precious time and money (if you have time, what with all the stuff you currently have your hands in). How about starting a restaurant, like Kenny Rogers did? Of course, yours might be better...I know you fat black chicks like to eat good food.
PS - Oprah, did you know Hitler was a lefty?
Please Don't Fuckin' Draft Oprah for President
I saw that Michael Moore is once again up to no good. Earlier this year, he put up a 'Draft Oprah for President' page on his site in the hopes that dummies far and wide would happily sign off on a petition to draft her into the running for the 2004 U.S. Presidency. I nearly heaved at the thought. I'm sure many of you would have also, I was hoping and praying that this would be something that would not go so far as a cute joke but seeing as it revolted me this much, I decided to check it out and see if I could hack the form to say "HELL NO I WON'T draft Oprah! Are you MAD?!" Here's what the page said:
C'mon! Isn't it time we had a winner on our side?
America loves Oprah. She's got good politics, a great heart-and she'll have us all exercising AND reading! This can't be a bad thing.
Let's convince Oprah to run. Please sign the petition below.
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I completed the basic info in the top part of the petition (name, email, city, state) and added the below comments in the 'optional comments' field. I'm hoping my entry is not counted as an entry FOR Oprah, but instead one that gets read by someone in charge and passed on to someone who needs a wake up call or a slap to the forehead.
Here is my comment:
Dear Ms. Winfrey:
Please, please don't listen to Michael Moore and the ridiculous comments above. You should NEVER consider a run for presidency. I'm sure that, as smart as you are, you already know that. No one wants you as president anyway, and those that might--listen---they know not what they speak of, half of them are too old and senile to care about you now, and the other half are now self-help-crazed, overly-hormonal fans of your bitch Dr. Phil!
Do yourself a favor and ignore any silly ideas anyone may put into your pretty little head about running for president. Do something else with your precious time and money (if you have time, what with all the stuff you currently have your hands in). How about starting a restaurant, like Kenny Rogers did? Of course, yours might be better...I know you fat black chicks like to eat good food.
PS - Oprah, did you know Hitler was a lefty?
